Energy Drink Roundup

Harry: Right, that’s the lot then.

Rich: Yeah, that’s all I handle, to be honest!

Mark: That’s been genuinely productive though, because we can warn people not to go anywhere near…

Rich: Anything.

[Laughter]

Harry: Anything shot-based energy… any energy shot. They all taste like toilets.

Clive: Well, those two do, definitely.

Clive: A quick summary then. The two shot-based energy drinks taste like toilets.

Harry: And should be avoided at all costs.


Clive: The Mountain Dew tastes like Mountain Dew.

Harry: The Bawls is nice, I did like the Bawls.

Clive: Yep, the Bawls was nice.

Mark: Cherry Bawls was good.

Rich: Nah, not if you don’t like cherries.

Harry: The cherry Bawls was very good.

Rich: The Jolt wasn’t good either.

Clive: Yeah, the Jolt Cola was nasty. It just tasted like cheap, gassy coke.

Mark: If you have to go for Jolt, the Passion Fruit isn’t too bad.

Harry: I was very disappointed, because the Jolt just tasted like cheap pop with lots of caffeine.

Rich: Like Panda Pops, remember them?

Clive: Yeah, and Cresta and all that stuff.

Harry: The Relentless was just like a big can of Red Bull.

Rich: Yeah.

Mark: A really big can of Red Bull.

Clive: There you go! Energy drinks: they’re brilliant…

Harry: –ish.

Clive: Now we’d better go run off all this energy, because we’re all shaking and a bit mad…

Mark: I’m going to stick the kettle on, anyone want tea?

Rich: Yeah, even more caffeine!

Clive: Y’know, I think sucking on a urinal block might’ve been preferable to drinking that Mana Potion. It was awful…