Five of the Worst
Now it’s time for the flip-side of the coin – the five
worst games based on films, ever. Creating the first list was a chore because we couldn’t immediately think of ten really decent film-based games. This one wasn’t. If anything, it was difficult to narrow it down to
just five.
Still, we’ve done our best. Take a gander at the selection below and let us know what you would have changed in the forums – while we wish you had been spared some of the games below, the simple fact is that licensed games usually sell really well. It’s actually statistically
likely that you’ve played some of the games below.
5. Fight Club
Developer: Genuine Games
While the film-version of
Fight Club has gone down in history as one of the best films of recent years for its bleak but ultimately redemptive and freeing tone, the game based on it has been mercifully forgotten. Released almost five years after the film and book,
Fight Club is nothing but a lame cash-in that uses a weak side-story to try and excuse the awful and generic gameplay.
Not only does the game suffer from boring gameplay and design, but the cut scenes and graphics for the game are bland beyond belief. The developer tried to hide the mediocrity under a veneer of hardcore violence, but failed completely.
Not even Halle Berry in a leather catsuit could redeem Catwoman
4. Catwoman
Developer: Electronic Arts
It was obvious that someone would try and do an awful, rushed game based on Halle Berry’s equally atrocious
Catwoman movie. It wasn’t obvious that it would be
this awful though – perhaps one of the most random and infuriatingly assembled works ever.
To its credit,
Catwoman does at least disregard the plot of the film and try to go in a new direction with the franchise. It’s got a very detailed virtual likeness to Halle Berry too, which does lend it some appeal – but it isn’t enough. The camera feels like it’s tied to a seizure victim during an earthquake and the combat centres around kicking people into wardrobes, for some bizarre reason.
3. Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game
Developer: Capcom
Street Fighter was a good game before Jean Claude Van Damme came along and spoiled it all by starring in the movie, so you would have thought that all Capcom would have to do is do a slightly padded out release. But it didn’t.
Instead, Capcom tried to emulate the style of the increasingly popular
Mortal Kombat, using digitally captured versions of the actors and awfully compressed voice snippets. It was still
Street Fighter underneath, but layer on top of it was the most clunky and ugly beat-em-up since
Rise of the Robots.
Whoever thought a GTA-clone based on Jaws was a good idea deserves to be shot
2. Jaws: Unleashed
Developer: Appaloosa Interactive
Trying to base a game on the Jaws films, where the whole thrill is the one-on-one nature of...erm, fishing...was always going to be difficult. Appaloosa’s attempt however was purely ludicrous, essentially trying to create a
GTA clone in an underwater environment populated mainly by glitches and bugs.
Even when you can get the game working though, it’s not really worth the effort – not unless you enjoy using Jaws to lob explosive barrels at ships. Trust us, it’s nowhere near as awesome as it sounds.
1. E.T the Extra-Terrestrial
Developer: Atari
Often labelled as the worst game ever made,
E.T. was so massively hyped up that, when it turned out to be little more than a turd in a box, thousands of extra copies were eventually buried in a New Mexico landfill. Not only that, but it nearly put Atari out of business for good and contributed heavily to
the game crash of 1983. The game was so bad it nearly buried the entire industry.
Almost unplayable thanks to poor game design, uninformative graphics and nonsense game mechanics,
E.T. really is the worst game ever made.
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